A Break from Narrations, Kantahan na Muna!

(Copyright kay Dodi Cabug)Ang mga "copycat"....
~Sa isang sulyap ko, nakakopya ako, para bang himala, nakakopya ako!~

Pero, syempre, hindi dapat iyan ang laman ng playlist, dapat...
~I feel good! I know that I would now!~

Kundi, hindi naman naiiwasan ang...

~Nandito na si chito Si chito miranda Nandito rin si kiko Si francis magalona Nandito rin si gloc 9 Wala syang apelyido Magbabagsakan dito Mauuna si chito!~

Kaya dapat hindi nakakalimutan ang...

~I Won't give up, Com. Sci! Even if the works get rough~

Lesson: Pick the right sources of inspiration to attain the proper motivation for success! Computer Science may be hard, but still the level of difficulty lies with you. Have the will to learn and everything will be "for babies!!"

Hindi Kasi Nagreview....

Once upon a time, sa Com. Sci. Lab, naglelesson si Sir Tom tungkol sa DOS Commands...

Sir Tom: So yesterday, we discussed about a few of the DOS Commands. Today, we shall discuss a few other commands...
Open your computers and go to the command prompt then open the folder you made yesterday...

Classmate 1: Sir pano nga po magchange ng directory?

Classmate 2: Sir pano nga po iyon, yung ginawa natin kahapon?



Sirt Tom: Kayo ha, kahapon pa lang natin iyan linesson at nakalimutan na ninyo kaagad. Kung ganyan ang gusto ninyong klase ng pagturo, umalis kayo dito dahil sa iba, spinuspoon feed kayo, dito, hindi. Kailangan ninyong matuto ng isahang turuan lamang, huwag paulit-ulit. Masasayang lang ang oras natin kung paulit-ulit lang tayo ng lesson. Bakit, gusto niyo bang ulitin natin yung lesson kahapon.

Me: *silent

Other Classmates: ......... yes po sir............

Sir Tom: Sige ha....... *inulit ni sir yung lesson but with less enthusiasm...

Sir Tom: Oh, tingan ninyo, ang dami nating oras na nasayang.....

Lesson: Always find time to review your lessons. It will not only be a source of joy for your teacher, but it shall also help you comprehend your lessons all the more. Review, review pag may time !

I Won't Give Up! (But this time is the only exception...)

Meanwhile, nang nagtetake ng test sa Com. Sci., may isang napakahirap na tanong, "What DOS command will show all the directories and the subdirectories in an address?"......

Halos lahat kami, we were scratching our heads trying to think of the answer when suddenly...

Kiwi: Eto na po Sir, nakuha ko na!

Sir Tom: Sige nga, icheck ko kung tama..... Oo nga, nice job

Kiwi: Madali lang naman yung command guys, promise!

Me: *WHAT!? di ko maisipan!

Maya-maya, nakuha nina Billy at Ed...

Ed: Madali lng talaga at maiksi yung command

Billy: Oo, promise

Later.....

Sir Tom: OK times up! Turn off your computers. Goodbye class!

Me: OK na 'to, 1 mistake lang naman

After a while.....

Me: Ano yung answer doon sa DOS Command?

Billy:DIR/ s

Me: *What an idiot am I...... Ang bobo-bobo ko, tatanga-tanga kasi......



Lesson: Huwag magpakatanga... Don't lose hope and analyze the problem carefully (Sayang at di ko yun ginawa!)

Now, done with the humiliating, I'll narrate the annoying.

Sa Com. Sci Lab pa rin...
Gumagawa ng mga certificates gamit ang mail merge...

Sir Tom: OK, you may turn off your computers. Goodbye class

Me: Wait lang po Sir! Madali na po!

Aldwin: Hala ka Feni, bilis bilisan mo na!

Gerd: Go barkada, you can do it!

Me: *Magsesave na lang ng gawa para makaalis na nang biglang...

Gerd & Aldwin: Tuduruntun, tuduruntuntuntuntun, tuduruntun, tuduruntuntuntuntun, IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! 

Me: 

Me: Friends.......................

Lesson: Tapusin ng maaga ang mga activities, para hindi makantahan ng basag na boses. Proper Time Management lang ang kailangan!

I know this is my first post EVER so I'll make it about a humiliating experience. That's how good my logic is.

In the Computer Science Lab.......

Sir Tom: Okay, blah blah blah (di ko na kasi maalala yung exact words ni Sir)

Me: *yawn *eyes closing, words in one ear, out the other, *yawn ulit

Sir Tom: Now, I would understand if some of you will stand up and shake yourselves around in order to stay awake because it means you are fighting back sleep in order to listen.

Me: *hindi naman ginawa, makakatulog na

Me: *biglang nakatulog ng hindi namamalayan

Sir Tom: blah blah blah, Oh! Tingnan ninyo si Feni, ganito na yung mukha

Me: Nice, nice..... palakpakan ang sarili

Lesson: Masarap matulog sa Com. Sci. but with every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Nganga! hehehe